Stories about germs and dessert

There once was a story about a germ that got caught in a mousetrap but the germ was so small that he fell through into another dimension and the mousetrap went right through it and became a piece of fudge. The fudge was dark chocolate rocky road and it has a muffin fetish which is frowned upon in fudgy culture. Everyone knows that fudges are supposed to marry cupcakes and have little brownie childrenAnd then set down moustraps to catch germs in other dimensions. They really only do it because they have a crippling psychological disorder that makes them fear traps but because of their crazy minds they end up setting traps for trapsAnd then one day they realized that they could make germs fall into their dimension with the traps and it became some kind of a twisted evil sport. This sport is of course called Cricket and is in no way related to the evil British sport called Cricket, or the people of Kricket who once tried to build a bomb that would destroy the universe but instead became quite depressed (read Life, The Universe, and Everything for more info on Kricket) But back to the subject, this particular fudge was named Roger and Jelly Beans were his mortal enemies. Roger hates those Jelly Beans with their fire engines that shoot pink slime at unsuspecting tourists. This pink slime causes purple flowers to grow out of anything that it touches, except of course the jelly beans and the brownielings. The reason that there is no dialog in this story is because of the obvious fact that since they have no mouths, fudges are in fact mute. Normally Roger wouldn't have a problem with the flowers, however the color purple causes seizures in fudges. But Roger is immune so he therefore has no reason to fear the flowers. So discovering this immunity, Roger decides to go on a quest to destroy the Jelly Beans with nothing but mousetraps and a retrovirus brought by the germs that causes Jelly Beans to have uncontrollable urges to dress up like bananas and swing blankets around like tomahawks. Having done this, the climax of the story passed without Roger or you, the reader knowing about it, we have gotten past Roger's one weakness which is the climax of a story. Because if Roger ever experiences the climax of a story and is aware of it, he will disappear and immediately be replaced by an incredibly large minnow.