So as a New Year's resolution I decided to start blogging again. It may not be about anything in particular, but who said a rabid camel has to make sense? But first of all, here's a link to a brilliant little post:
*NEW MOON SPOILER ALERT*
http://microsuede.blogspot.com/2009/11/movie-review-twilight-saga-new-moon.html
Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like and it contains massive New Moon spoilers so read at your own risk.
So like I said, I've been thinking of a New Year's resolution and the only thing besides growing an afro was to start blogging again. After all, I blogged for years on Xanga and it was one of the most relaxing stimulating things I ever did. Anyway whether I was writing about Monty Python, crazy social situations, eternal warping situations involving my left ear, or just screaming at people in a British accent, I always had fun. I don't really care if you didn't have fun but you're not being forced to read this... Until now.
Suppose there's an old man sitting in a tree. The old man can't and has to use a powerchair. Unfortunately because of this he can't get out of the tree and he's too high up to just jump out. How do we get him out? Climb up and carry him out you say? The trunk isn't really there. It's just floating. What about a helicopter? Unfortunately it has anti helicopter flying thingamajigger leaves so you would think that a helicopter would work. But what if the helicopter isn't there? Get another one? What the heck is up with you? Let me think of my crazy theories while I listen to the noise of cars wrecking. But if you tell me you're going to get another helicopter then I'm just going to say that there's no reason for that because I'll just say that it isn't really there.
Now, if you were to tell me that I'm insane, couldn't I just say you're insane? After all, in my mind it could be reality, but then I would be insane. So I'm insane either way? Well you're insane. WHAT NOW?!?!?!
But seriously now, it's the end of the year and I just realized that my life has changed crazily this year. First of all, I've started hanging around with a lot of different people than I used to. Mostly those deviously evil little public schoolers. However after an extended leave of absense from various homeschooler events, I started hanging out with them again. So I guess it's a win-win situation.
Also, I'm no longer a vegetarian after 2 and a half years. Actually I just realized that this made it sound like I just started eating meat again. No, that was about 3 months ago. Just remember that obsessive label reading is real and not fun.
Thirdly I finally realized what I really want to do for a career. I'm planning on becoming a high school counselor as ironic as that is. I know here I am a homeschooled guy who could have his masters degree by the time he's 22 and he wants to be a high school counselor. Ah well, I have yet to have any direction otherwise so I'm just going to hope that this is what God wants me to do. So despite the irony, I plan on going through with this.
That's all I'm going to talk about for now. I'll talk to you doods later.
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